She told me to cum, so I did... into you (we're family now 🫢)

Ouch, you're going to tear my pussy! Where are you putting your finger in my ass?

I don't get it - you cum on your stomach and then you put it inside? Are you an idiot?

She just gave it to me and I came in her right away, that's a serious relationship

Yeah, I'm not your mother! But on the plus side, you can fuck me and lick me

He says, "Don't!" but he's got a boner, so let me give you a blowjob, bro

How do you get a delivery guy to have sex with you? Blackmail, and voila, you're on his dick

I'll cover my sister's mouth before daddy wakes up and sees us fucking